Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Airport Limericks

This is what happens when you arrive at the gate too early.

There once was a skycap named Christine,
Who was wanted at gate fifteen.
A wheelchair was needed,
So an elderly passenger could be seated.
Their experience flying Delta was exceeded.

There once was a passenger named Nick,
Who was wanted at the gate mighty quick.
They had checked his baggage,
Now the aircraft is attracting rabbits.
Evidently it's not advised to pack cabbage.